In the arena of office efficiency, green design, and the ability to wipe your ass on your month end reports, I present to you the "White Goat". A rather ingenious device designed by the Oriental Co, Ltd that directly recycles office paper into toilet paper. Just add water.
I shit you not.
I suppose this a more environmentally friendly way of dealing with office stress than punching a fax machine to death in a field.
h/t Popular Science